im p sure my apartment is a little haunted cause sometimes doors just slam shut when there’s no wind and no one is entering or leaving like I’m sitting here alone and all the windows are closed and the door to the laundry room just slammed shut like ok

1 hour ago
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today in class i came up with the most genius nickname for one of the students and I said it and then the cute guy that sits next to me said it louder and got credit for the awesome nickname and i didn’t say anything cause he’s cute but I’m going to hold a slight grudge against that little shit for a while tbh

1 hour ago
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during the pause

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain)

my Italian roommate just told me that he saw sharknado last night and genuinely liked it and thought the special effects were great im dying

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

(Source: africandogontheprairie)

i wanna kiss some boys. like two boys at the same time. also a girl. can i kiss everyone who is cute always

16 hours ago
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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!
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rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

(Source: poopoopuffs)

jaimeuncledaddylannister:

here we are kids
it’s finally over
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jaimeuncledaddylannister:

here we are kids

it’s finally over

lumos5001:

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

20 hours ago
321,502 notes

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

20 hours ago
91,985 notes

softluck:

giemma:

jennifer lawrence is homophobic, biphobic, transphobic, has made fun of people with mental disorders, acts like shes the only actress in hollywood who doesnt have anorexia, and people ignore that and praise her as a positive role model i fucking give up

(a fuckton of sources)

karenandthababes:

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

(Source: charlesxaviher)

21 hours ago
247,566 notes

awwww-cute:

Playing kitten falls asleep

awwww-cute:

Playing kitten falls asleep