toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

7 hours ago
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neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

image

Cherry Blossom Grown from Space Seeds a Bit Weird

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benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration
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benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

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17 hours ago
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splashythepelican:

andrewismusic:

gunnarolla:

gloomyteens:

just a random song i made with my soda bottle idk

This is actually the most amazing thing ever.

Video of the year.

Idk what I was expecting not this but this is better

frederdickchilton:

headcanon chilton sings good morning baltimore over the speakers to everyone in the bshci every morning

rabioheab:

everyone that you’ve ever met is actually just arnold schwarzenegger dressed up in a costume. he is trying to prove once and for all that he is a good actor, and since i’m guessing you didn’t know this fact, he is one. you and arnie are actually the only two people on the world who have ever existed. even i am arnold. 

18 hours ago
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westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE
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westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

19 hours ago
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soundlyawake:

he has no idea

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

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19 hours ago
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1 day ago
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fakegirlgamer:

so a while ago I found this painful video a dude had made of “TOP TEN HOTTEST FEMALE SONIC CHARACTERS!!!” and it’s just a guy talking about which Sonic characters he wants to pork for like TEN MINUTES

my friend took the audio from that video, trimmed it down, and put it over footage of the actual animals along with some smooth jazz and it is still one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen

1 day ago
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yeeee my anger at cis guys made it into the school newspaper