officialunitedstates:

it’s 4:20 you know what that means.  time to go out and milk the cows.  life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

11 hours ago
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i’m so sad that i dont get to pet my kitties that ive taken to petting my stuffed animal beluga whale and the tiny alpaca as if they were living pets of mine and bestowing little smooches upon their heads and its pathetic as frick

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soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

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11 hours ago
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uncledeer sent: i feel u, I wished so hard roxas was real too. I even drew fan art of me and him.

i had sora and roxas action figures. theyre still hidden in the depths of my closet. i would give them little kisses on the tops of their spiky heads and sometimes even tuck them into their own little beds at night

dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

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12 hours ago
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shining-magically:

newerleaf:

flancrossing:

this is a hat you can buy

I’M FUCKING DYING

WHY

12 hours ago
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tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

12 hours ago
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horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
me: omg that is so me how did they do that

12 hours ago
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petrichoriousparalian:

KING BREAB
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KING BREAB

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12 hours ago
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embarrassing weeb story 3: i cant even begin to tell you how many chatango anime roleplay accounts i had, but there was one lucky star one, one edward elric one, at least 4 different d.gray-man ones, and then there were the ocs. oh lord, all of the ocs…

tennantbutt replied to your post: embarrassing weeb story 1: i used to b…

HOLY SHIT

I KNOW AND THATS ONLY THE BEGINNING

embarrassing weeb story 2: every single night at 11:11, 12:12, and 12:34 pm for at least a year, i would wish (in this order) that 1. roxas from kingdom hearts was real, 2. that sora from kingdom hearts was real, and 3. that they would fall in love with me

embarrassing weeb story 1: i used to bring in pictures of sora from kingdom hearts to the hairdresser

i will now commence posting embarrassing middle school stories, i will be tagging them as #vincent’s weeb phase if you would like to block them.

13 hours ago
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